, (A male monster scream, which almost sounds like Tino Insana's voice, can be heard as the crowd of monsters run across the stage behind Mike. Mike: Wow, Randall, that's great. Sulley: Aw, just trying to make sure there's enough scream to go around. A large crowd of MI employees murmur with concern about what will happen now.). Too bad he was in on the whole thing! You did it! Mike: 1, 2, 3, 4! You're going to get your germs all over it. Roz closes her desk window as CDA agents run by.). Shut it off! I'm getting warmer, any second now! Celia: (scolding snakes) Girls, girls! ), (They nearly bump into a group of CDA agents, inspecting a trash can.). Sulley: (over-selling) Where did she go? Take your hands off me. Waternoose: (on tape, repeating) I'll kidnap a THOUSAND children before I let this company die! But guess what? Randall plugs the machine back in. (Sulley and Mike turn toward the noise. Mike: Yeah, the one at station six. Sulley checks the carts for Mike.). Hey! (Mr. Waternoose, CEO of Monsters, Inc., steps from the shadows.). ), (Celia kisses Mike on his mouth, and he feels loved by that. Mike: (annoyed) Hey, Sulley, I am baring my soul here. (The doors slam shut, leaving Sulley clearly troubled by Waternoose's words.). ), (Sulley and Mike wear colanders, snorkel masks, and oven mitts for protection. Mike: Don't tell me not to panic. Celia: Michael, if you don't tell me what's going on right now, we are through! Randall: Yeah, well, until we know for sure, we're gonna act like nothing happened, understand? Sulley: Mikey, there's a scream shortage. Waternoose: (to CDA) Gentlemen, safety is our number one concern. ), (Nothing from Boo, who is not in the mood to laugh now.). (No response. Its ancient history is seen in the architecture. (Ahead, a switched reroutes the doors onto multiple tracks, Boo's door on one, their door on another. Give her the!!!! ATTA: Dot, you're a young queen ant, and your wings are too little to be--. Good. WE HAVE A 23-19!!!! Charlie: Oh, come on now, George. Not in my factory. We would've had it made! ), (Before Charlie can finish, George grabs him by the throat, stuffs the sock in his mouth, and tosses him in the door. Mike sits in the evaluator's chair.). (Boo's door jerks violently and heads off towards the exit. ), (Sulley spots a little purple figure riding a door off in the distance. Everyone knows you gonna get us through it. Loch Ness, Big Foot, The Abominable Snowman. Dodgeball was the best. Oh, I don't believe it! Oh, he's a happy bear. Sulley runs down the hall searching for Boo. Both dreams do come true , Josh Rivera: (voice slowed down) Action. He surveys the fruit of his labors. (Celia leans forward and gently rubs Mike's head. Sulley runs toward in the next station over. No, the fuchsia ones go to purchasing, and the goldenrod ones go to Roz. Coming through here! Sulley peeks into the room.). It's fine. (Sulley picks up Boo and Mike and runs out. Sulley leads a trail of cereal pieces into his room, and Mary eats them. (Mike sprints through the hallways of Monsters Inc.), (He zips past a water cooler, leaps over a trashcan, and scurries around a corner. Ha. He leaps forward one door, closing the gap. It's (putting it all together) Ohhhhh. ), (Sulley races down the mountainside on his makeshift sled. Did she disappear? Attaboy. Where is it? Mike and Sulley stare up at Randall in disbelief as they fall. (Sulley exits the stage as the crowd cheers. (Mary runs up and latches onto Sulley's arm, whimpering.). Sulley: See that, Mikey? ), (A pile of partially assembled doors starts to move, as if someone were stacked within it. Panicked, Sulley opens and slams the door, but nothing changes.). CDA agents walk onto the stage and grab Waternoose.). Mike: Could we get a little more wax on the floor, please? You're safe now. Attention, employees: Randall Boggs has just broken the all-time scare record! ), (Waternoose stands at an empty door station with Boo's card key in his claw. Look! Mike: What's that? How did you do that? Needleman: YOU IDIOT! Sulley turns away, slowly closing the closet door after him. (Celia calls to Mike from a nearby desk. ), (A dilapidated trailer sits swamp-side. CDA Agent: I'll get him. He frantically removes the door that's currently in the station.). (With chaos behind them, panicked Monsters speaks into camera.). She got this close to me! Mike taps Boo lightly on the shoulder. Mary points to a one eyed teddy bear, out of her reach. Mama, 'nother gator got in the house. Follow it! (Roz and the CDA Agents exit. Who-?! They scream. (Randall watches the trio cling to the door hanging overhead. ), (Randall emerges from another door. Because of his height, we only see Ted's massive legs.). Announcer: (v.o.) ), (Screen fades to black as the rest of the end credits play. The light illuminates. We know the challenge. (It's not working -- she continues to cry. Mike : No, I'm not attacking you. (Sulley sits at the mouth of the cave, staring at his hands.). Mike: Sorry it took so long, pal. You're making him lose his focus. (Roz stares back at him, expressionless.) Simulation terminated. But now we can set everything straight again, for the good of the company. Monsters Inc. | Funny Bloopers for the Disney Pixar Animated Family You know, only somebody with perfect comedic timing could produce this much energy in one shot. I believe Toy Story 2's bloopers are in the credits on the Disney+ version. Laughter emanates from all the doors. Ms. Flint: And leaving a door open is the worst mistake any employee can make because? There's a door here. Atop the cube, still visible, is Boo's eyestalk. Mike: Hello? It never would have gotten out, if you hadn't been cheating last night! (Sulley closes the door and sits in front of the closet. Oh! Come on! Mr. Waternoose pours himself a cup of the thick gooey liquid.). Don't! Mike: I'm on the cover of a magazine! Of course I was the ball (The kid looks on, skeptically. Sulley looks down to his clip board where the sliver of Boo's door is taped. Before him sits Boo's reconstructed door, meticulously glued back together. AAAAAAAAHHH!!!!!!! What a coincidence, running into you here! Goodbye, Monsters, Inc.! George: (resolved) You know, you're right. Sulley clasps the small chip in his large hand. Huh? That's got to be a new haircut. ), (Mike enters the room and jumps on the bed. Mike: I was on TV! Mr. Waternoose: What was that? And when I find whoever let it out, they're DEAD! This is Harry Hausens, a top Monstropolis eatery. Or a limb? Randall: I'm in the zone today, Sullivan. No way! Please, Fungus? Mike runs headlong into a pile of take-away boxes. Mike: Sulley, the bear!!! (They swipe Boo's card key and wait anxiously for her door to arrive. She quickly hides in a crevice in the hallway. Prepare for decontamination. Right into the monster world! CDA agent #2: Please clear the contaminated area. ), (The same image of the restaurant becomes part of a news report, with the word, "KID-TASTROPHE!" ), (Sulley notices that Boo's hood is down.). A huge metal door lowers into the station with a bang. The door! Needleman: You're messing up the scene! Mike: Good! It's "Sullivan", not "Soloman"! Mr. Waternoose walks up besides Jerry.). Ha, ha, ha! (hitting the door) Ooof! Let's go, everybody. Man, I have no idea what puce is (Sulley picks up the reddish-brown paperwork files and shuffles through it. Well, hello there. , (Luxo Jr.'s light turns off on the last note), Scene 1: Monsters in the Closet/Mr. Step aside, kid. (Sulley desperately scans the doors ahead. (stops mocking) What a creep. Announcer: (v.o.) ), (A kid sleeps in bed. Mike: Okay. He's after Boo. Ted's walking to work. Don't let it touch you! ), (Later, Mike holds a broom with a crude drawing of a child's face taped to the end.). ), (Boo is distracted, playing with a hardhat. (Waternoose grabs Boo from Sulley and hands her to Mike.). It powers up. Ricky Plesuski opens his mouth to reveal a giant set of spiked teeth. Waternoose yells and beats against the Tryout Room door. - We're pan' of your life. Starring, written, and directed by Mike Sulley: And produced by Mike Wazowski. (Mike nods. A piece of paper slips off a nearby desk and flutters to the ground. He turns around, annoyed.) (Sulley and Mike exchange a confused look. Mike grabs onto Sulley's tail, trying to slow him down.). (Sulley walks to the door. Fungus: (suddenly entering the room) Randall! Boo sees Randall and whimpers, Sulley gently shushes her. Mr. Waternoose: Oh, I never thought things would come to this. "), (Sulley stands waiting in front of a bathroom stall. Needleman: You know my mom. Sulley shrugs and shuts the door. I'm your pal, I'm-I'm-I'm your best friend. 'Nother gator?! Waternoose yells at him from behind the machine.). Red alert! You and me together, that's how it always should be. ), (Befuddled, Mikes looks to the window. (Jerry hits a human child emergency button. She grabs Mike's leg, and so is dragged after him.). (Randall nods at Fungus, who presses buttons on the console.). Workers happily move giant scream cans tell each other jokes, juggle and enjoy themselves. ), (A purple chameleon-like monster named Randall Boggs, uncamouflages and jumps out at Mike. Sulley, Mike and Boo follow Boo's door down a long corridor.). Their doors join up with the "freeway" of doors above, speeding ahead.). The child! (Mike crumples up the piece of paper, and tosses it onto a large existing pile of crumpled plans.). system) Never mind. Mike: No! This thing is moving. Anyone else disappointed the bloops for early Pixar aren't there? Mike gasps. What about Celia? (George is taken down. Assistants, please report to your stations. Where will everyone get their scream now?! Mary pulls covers over her head. Boo roars at Randall.). Bye, Sulley! Wouldn't have nothing if I didn't have , (Screen flashes, the piece of cereal hits her cheek. Did the whole family see it? None of it matters? There was a lot of wood to go through. I was so worried. Machine gun fire, explosions, etc. (Pushes Needleman), (Screen flashes to Sulley and Mr. , Mike and Sulley: (v.o.) (Randall stands menacingly over Sulley, who holds onto the bottom of the door for dear life.). (Mike runs to the TV, Sulley slips and falls. (Mr. Waternoose is stunned. Monsters Inc. Script - Dialogue Transcript - Script-O-Rama Mike appears behind it. They run to the edge of the platform. We're closed. Ha-ha! Randall: Look at everybody's favorite scarer now, you stupid, pathetic waste. Come on, it's time to move. Mike: Get out of here! Mike stands atop the pile encouraging him.). (Sulley demonstrates the "old Waternoose jump and growl". (Sulley's yelling frightens the kid, who starts crying again. A siren blares. Needleman is shown wearing a red disposable glove over his head. ), (Sulley and Mike run onto the crowded Scare Floor and head for an empty station.). But, if it was an inside job, I'd put my money on Waxford. Well, now there is. Okay, stop. Is there a problem? Ready for decontamination. Boo spills out of his arms. You're ruining everything! (Waternoose flips the switch and the simulator door and ejects, just like the Scare Floor. Fungus: (impatiently) THE FRONT PAGE! A sign light above the Scare Floor changes from "STANDBY" to "SCARE", replacing the red monster to a green monster. Mike: Come on, get lost, you two. Mr. Waternoose: An entire scare floor out of commission. Yeti: Kids? If we send her back, it's like it never happened. Mike: YOU'RE STILL NOT LISTENING!?!?! (On the TV, a bored child watches as various monsters cycle past. Sulley: That's right, Boo. Okay, I think I know how to make this all go away. SULLIVAN! Sulley: Are you sleepy? As the last two enter, they make room for). ), (Sulley pulls the door open and sees only more snow. Mr. Waternoose corks the can.). Sulley: Hey, fellas! This is what Boo saw. (Sulley punches the wall in frustration, sending a piece of ice across the floor. Sulley runs to Boo's door, ready to toss Boo back in. Mike: I bet it's just waiting for us to fall asleep, and then, WHAM!! Hoo-hoo! (Sulley looks down at Mary who is wiggling and mumbling. The day care monsters scream. Help!!!! Waternoose: I hope you're happy, Sullivan. Of course, without your help, I never would have known that this went all the way up to Waternoose. Randall? Sulley: I still don't understand. She whistles for her son as "If I Didn't Have You" starts up again. As long as it doesn't come near us, we're going to be okay. Text appears on the screen: "Simulation-Not Actual Child."). Sulley turns to see Waternoose standing in the room, closing the door behind him.). An oxygen-like mask inches towards Mike's face.). (The overhead lights turn off as everyone leaves for the day. Charlie: Hey, Wazowski, nice job. Mike: I like everything about you. (Randall is finally able to push his way through the mob. ), (Desperate, Sulley begins to dance with the bear; anything to get her to stop crying. She nods and goes quiet. Boo pops her head out of the take-away box and sticks out her tongue at Sulley. Celia: (o.s., over paging system) All scare floors are now active. Sulley just barely gets a hand-hold on the lip of the door.) Always. We're in a--, (Mike waves the kid away. Wait a minute. The nightmare is over. A monster reading a newspaper sneezes, and fires shoots from his mouth and nose, incinerating his newspaper. Terrified, Boo's face widens in fear and she runs to hide. (Sulley bursts through the door of the Simulator Room, Waternoose close behind. Sulley: Come on, we gotta find another door! ), Mike: (v.o.) (laughs) Hey, Boo, just kidding. (As they walk off, a CDA agent scans the area with a child detector. Mike: Well, I don't know about the rest of you guys, but I spotted several big mistakes. Waternoose lunges after Sulley like a wild animal. Move it! In fear, she calls out for Sulley. So now the truth comes out, doesn't it? You left it wide open. This company can't afford any more bad publicity. Randall takes off angrily. In the background of the photo, blurred but unmistakable, is Mike! Mike: WHAT?! Mary squeals with delight. Mike: Roz, my tender, oozing blossom, you're looking fabulous today. Because of you, I am now stuck in this frozen wasteland! They trip over a slow monster pushing a scream cart.). (Charlie, the assistant at the next station, turns to Mike.). I know it sounds crazy, but trust me. Whimpering, he protects himself with a garbage can lid. Randall practices camouflaging by blending into various background patterns: wood, brick, wallpaper. Those numbers are pretty sweet. Betty! Yeti: Uh, yak's milk. (Boo scampers up to Sulley. Celia's snakes begin kissing Mike, too, and it tickles him.). He's about to jam his arm into the bowl when), (Sulley spins around to find Mary standing behind him. Nice to see you. The photographer looks up and sees Mary. George relaxes, whistling happily as he walks away. Sulley turns, keeping Mary hidden behind his back. Did you see me? From under the bed, a pair of evil red eyes peer out. Carefully matching every child to their ideal monster, to produce superior scream, refined into clean, dependable energy. The red light above the door glows. Sulley: I don't believe I ordered a wake-up call, Mikey. ), (Disassembled scream carts and tools sit idle; Randall is nowhere to be seen. He heads off towards Waxford.). In the simulator room, Boo's door is shredded.). Mike: but I was the ball see? Category:Pixar Transcripts | Moviepedia | Fandom No, no, no, no, no, no. (The CDA agents lead Waternoose out of the simulator room.). Right up until you chuckled like that and, uh, now I'm thinkin' I should just get out of here. Mike grabs the stool and heads for the closet door.). Great. He comes hurling down the stairs, panting. CDA Agent: (to fellow agent) Careful with that. ), (She backs away from Sulley and trips over a cable. (imitates boat horn, then, to Sulley) 'Cause I gotta tell ya, buddy, that face of hers, it just makes my heart go (As Mike turns back to Celia, he is surprised to instead see Roz.). Mike: Sulley, what about everything we ever worked for? (Sulley opens the closet, but with Roz inside it. (Sulley reacts in horror as the eyestalk and trash moves through a meat grinder, smashing hammers chooping blades, and under a large roller. Mike: Sull, that's a cube of garbage. Red alert! (As they approached the lobby doors, a fellow worker emerges. Mr. Waternoose: Tell that to the board of directors. (SMACK!) Gimme that shovel! (On the TV, a child is vacantly staring at a television set. All right. (Mike closes the door on his face, squishing it and making a goofy face. It must've been dark last night, because this is its door. It's a new haircut, isn't it? Randall's your monster. Fungus stands next to him.). And cut! We gotta shut down for a half-hour and reset the system. (Randall swings down from the rafters, kicks Sulley and sends him tumbling backward out of the open door. ), (Randall grabs Mike and pushes him against the wall.). Okay? (Boo frowns. Heh heh. Yeti points to Mike nervously - he did it.). Every time you turn something on, Monsters Incorporated is there. (Mike emerges from behind the door, carrying Boo's monster costume.). (Randall gulps. (Mike backs into the room, leading Sulley along.). All you had to do, was listen to me, just ONCE!!! Sorry, buddy. He watches Mary sleep, a tiny figure in his giant bed. (In the M.I. ), (Celia gasps. It's her door. (offering) Snowcone? Mike and Sulley walk past.). I know! She's a slug-like monster with horn-rimmed glasses.). Go get the stick. I'm sorry we're stuck out here. Hello? Never! Mike: There it is! Yes! You can't arrest me! ), (They place the sock on the floor. OW!! Ooh, nice bear! (The helicopters turn around and begin to fly away. Mike: No, I'm not attacking you. Good morning, Monstropolis. Scaring isn't enough anymore! (Needleman and Smitty load the defunct door into the shredder. (Mike halts abruptly. He holds out his hand, formally. Now, say goodbye to-- (Mike points to where Boo stood moments before she's gone.). Hey. Satisfied, Bile bounces a soccer ball and smiles. Where are you from? Roz: Well, isn't that nice? hallway, a slug monster named Chalooby mops up a puddle of green slime. Aaah! It touched me! Mike: Hey, good evening, how are you? CaptFalconFTW 3 yr. ago Pretty crazy, huh? I was just (Sulley reaches towards Boo. Tonight is about me, and Mike: (love-struck) Celia! I mean, well, sure, he's handsome, if you like the big guy, he's rugged. A Jumbo-tron screen displaying the MI logo switches over to a map. Giant slingshot? , Mike and Sulley: (v.o.) Randall! As if dinner wasn't enough, I'm taking her to a monster truck rally afterwards. Mike: Yes. Mike: Yeah, it's, ah, "Bring An Obscure Relative to Work Day". Then I guess we just waltz right up to the factory, right? (whistles for help) Hey, we got a dead door over here! Mike: No! Sulley: Yeah, like on "Monstropolis' Most Wanted"? One of these days, I am really gonna let you teach that guy a lesson. ), (Sulley roars louder. This whole thing is Randall's fault! Mike: BOO?! I've had a lot of birthday - well, not a lot of birthdays, but this is the best birthday ever. Tony! Without scream, we have no power! Celia: Thanks. ), (Sulley hesitantly pushes her head down into the box and shuts the lid. Randall: Will you be quiet?! More details are available in the progress report.. For those who are new and are wondering about why this was necessary, read the shift in editing starting March 1st blog. Is this one yours? That's a cute little dance you've got. Sulley dangles by one arm as the door speeds through the vault. Hello? Mike: Okay, look, I think I have a plan here. The circling helicopters head towards them. A Bug's Life Bloopers | Scratchpad | Fandom ), (Sulley smiles down at Boo. ), Sulley: No monster in here. The laughter subsides, and all is dark. Hello. Their silhouettes are visible as they pause in front of it. ), (Boo screams at the top of her lungs. We're walking. Sulley: Ah, actually, that's my uh, cousin's sister's daughter, sir. Mr. Waternoose: We're MI, Monsters Incorporated. Needleman: Quiet! Mike: Uh, do I ever. The cube travels down a conveyor belt towards Sulley. Everyone in the restaurant turns towards Mary. Mike: No, don't touch those, you little--! Mike: Oh, good id- (catching the joke) You know, that wasn't very funny. ), Pupil 2: I won't go in a kid's room! Using his tail as a whip, Randall sends Sulley flying out into the hallway. Around a three-day hike. (hisses). Uh-oh! (Beat. Yeti: Ah, poor guy. ), (A second later it all comes back up, overflowing the toilet. (Mike opens his eye and spots Boo's door in a station.). You know, it only works if you have every piece. A child's closet door rides out into the Scare Floor on an overhead track. ), (George walks by carrying a watermelon and a mallet. The animatronic screams. Mr. Waternoose: Good. Ow! I'm cooperating. Sulley: Yup. ), (She's pointing to the closet, mumbling.). ), (Boo thinks this is hilarious and begins laughing. One, two (The posing couple sees Boo pop up over the photographer's shoulder. Boo's head peeks out over the set. (Mike, Sulley and Boo do a quick detour, avoiding the CDA.). Mike notices a single piece of Boo's door on the floor. Mike: What a night of romance I got ahead of me! Come out slowly with the child in plain sight. Waternoose: (Shouting) DON'T GO IN THAT ROOM!!! Sulley: (stage whisper) Hello? Sulley lands with a thud. Never go out in a blizzard. The CDA agents see this and chase after them.). I'm going to be doing some serious scaring, putting up some big numbers. You did it! On the back of the console, he sees the cords wiggling. ), (The doors slams shut behind him. Mike and Sulley: (v.o.) We scare because we care. (She falls over. Randall: Oh, for. what did you do wrong this time? (Mike leaps onto Sulley's back, sending both of them tumbling down the side of the snowy mountain. He's not crying, neither should you Or we'll be in trouble 'Cause they're gonna find us So please stop crying right now , (Boo stops crying. Mike: (after getting the toilet paper off of his foot) You're right, you're right. I bet they put the original master through the 4K restoration. , (With the Harryhausens set now destroyed, the screen fades to the monster daycare teacher playing the piano. (Sulley pulls Mike up into the door with him just as Randall emerges from Hawaii. Contents 1 Disney 1.1 The Lion King 1.2 101 Dalmatians II: Patch's London Adventure 1.3 Brother Bear 1.4 The Haunted Mansion 1.5 Underdog 1.6 Space Buddies 1.7 Tinker Bell and the Lost Treasure 1.8 Oz the Great and Powerful 2 Pixar 2.1 Toy Story 2.2 A Bug's Life 2.3 Toy Story 2 2.4 Monsters, Inc. 2.5 The Incredibles 3 Bloopers of the Caribbean They look up to see a giant monster! Smitty: (calling after) Go get 'em, Mr. Soloman! Ready, Sulley opens her door. As Randall walks away, the door rises, revealing Sulley hidden behind it. ), (Sulley realizes it's up to him to say goodbye. (chuckles) See, with the (annoyed) These are the jokes, kid. Heh. Sulley : Mike, you don't understand. The first stall door in the row suddenly slams open. Needleman: (slaps Smitty) You idiot! Mike: Hey, hey, hey, hey, where are you going? You're making it worse! (Celia hangs up the intercom phone with a smile. Mike: I can't believe we are waltzing right up to the factory! (Randall exits. Take it easy. I just have no idea. Mike: Waaaaaah! Make way. ), (He falls, trips over a laundry basket, slips on a rug, and is ejected out of Boo's room. Randall writhes and wiggles, but Sulley is able to subdue him. Monsters, Inc./Transcript Atlantis: The Lost Empire/Transcript Alice in Wonderland (1951 film)/Transcript Pocahontas (1995 film)/Transcript Jungle Junction: The Movie Ed, Edd n Eddy's Big Picture Show (DVD) Low (Foo Fighters song) Living people Steven Spielberg Tobey Maguire Danny Elfman Bridget Fonda Randy Newman Tom Hanks Colin Hanks Sulley falls to the ground, still holding Boo. It was released on Disney+ in July 2021 . Sulley sets her back in bed, then walks slowly to the door. The portal to the monster world is closed. Randall was working late last night out on the scare floor. Mike: (weakly) Well, somebody's certainly been a busy bee. I love working with that big guy. Randall: the door will be gone. Mike: That's it. In one of the credit bloopers, though, he was revealed to be a dinosaur - Rex, from Toy Story (1995) - auditioning for a role in the movie. Mike: Hey, thanks a lot! Randall: Will you move it?! Now, bon voyage. What time did you leave last night? Behind them a giant explosion envelopes the restaurant and was blown to smitherines.
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