General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Take my word, Klink, this is no time to be a sound sleeper. Colonel Klink: If the prisoners ask any questions about these explosions, you know nothing; you are ignorant. Schultz: Col. Hogan if you ever escape Schultz: Be a good fellow and take me with you. Colonel Klink: But that would mean I would have to be dead first! Major Byron Buckles: If I'm going to die, at least let it be in a close-up. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You may come and go as you please, Kommandant. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Klink. Back. But we'll put him out of business, I promise you. Col. Robert E. Hogan: You're right, the situation is hopeless, there's no solution, we're faced with an absolute impossibility. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Why don't you call headquarters and let them send over an expert. Col. Robert E. Hogan: They were going into town for a very good reason. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [after being made a joke] Klink, you are the Kommandant here. Of course you are. Uh, did you come on military business, or is this a social call? She's clever, forceful, efficient, thrifty. General von Rauscher Col. Robert E. Hogan: Of course. Rate it: 0.0 / 0 votes 404 Views Translation Find a translation for this quote in other languages: Select another language: - Select - (Chinese - Simplified) (Chinese - Traditional) Espaol (Spanish) Esperanto (Esperanto) (Japanese) Cpl. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Order your men to search the area. Cruel, sir, cruel. I warned you not to listen to me unless I tell you to. Cpl. My lips are sealed. Andrew Carter: Uh-huh, and sometimes little old men have big old guns. Col. Robert E. Hogan: I wouldn't do that, sir. [puts her arms around him, kisses him], Lady Leslie Chitterly: Come, Robert. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Ah, I always have a glass before bedtime makes me sleep like a baby. Col. Robert E. Hogan: I know who the fool is. Hogan: Well if it makes you feel any better, sir, there IS a chimpanzee raking in the garden. He has saved us all. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I never said anything about Friday. You plant a bomb and a bridge blows up. Cpl. Col. Wilhelm Klink: You have practically ensured the success of the "Klink Plan". General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I feel the same way. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: How do you explain this, Klink? Howard Caine - IMDb General von Rauscher: Hochstetter, I am in charge of this project. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Honest with you? : Tell me, is that jackass Klink still in command? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Who is that woman? Baroness Lili von Schlichter: Colonel, I will be safe here? Since when is he running this prison camp? : Please take your truck and its cargo some other place. Ritter: The general was kind enough to let me tag along on the inspection tour. Colonel Crittendon: Good? It always sounded like Schultz was just clearing his throat. Hogan: After your supply factory is blown up and the Gestapo blame you and you still want to stay? Anyone within a hundred yards of this rocket will be shot und reshot. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Yeah, in your case, Schultz, you'd need the New York Times. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Do you consider this adequate punishment, Kom-man-dant? Quote: You'll assist escaping prisoners, cooperate with all friendly forces, and use every means to harass and injure the enemy. Publish Translation Find a translation for this quote in other languages: Select another language: - Select - (Chinese - Simplified) Carter? Heil Hitler! I think the general's going to be ill - deathly ill. Newkirk, we have a job for the Mighty Hogan Art Players. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Colonel Wilhelm Klink. Gen. der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Captain Ritter has been ordered to acquaint himself with Luftwaffe prisoner-of-war facilities. Sgt. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Ja. : The Gestapo is taking over. Colonel Sitzer: We want you to keep it a secret until the presentation. Col. Robert E. Hogan: [talking about the show for Klink] All right, now, the main thing is to keep them entertained till the job is done. Hogan's Heroes!: This is WHY Major Wolfgang Hochstetter Was - YouTube Major Hochstetter: Kommandant Klink: a man who could have been great, except he wasn't very good. We can't keep a prisoner! Let's knock out that bridge. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Not even if I said you were the greatest military mind in the Third Reich? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I'm not worried about your life. It's not big enough to stand up in, and it is not big enough to lie down in. [in an argument with a captain about safehousing a truck and cargo] Colonel Klink: I'm afraid I cannot accommodate you, Captain. : Sgt. Andrew Carter: Let's get out of here! Hogan's Heroes scene with Maj. Hochstetter, Col. Klink and - YouTube Rate this quote: 0.0 / 0 votes 207 Views Share your thoughts on this Hogan's Heroes's quote with the community: 0 Comments Notify me of new comments via email. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Yeah, that's right. The party was for me." Hochstetter incredulously:"You give your prisoner a BIRTHDAY PARTY?" Hochstetter:"KLINK! [repeated line, whenever Col. Hogans shows up] I talk about you all the time, when you are not around. Major Hochstetter looks for escaped prisoners with the help of dogs redlt194 729K views 6 years ago Hogan's Heroes - Carter imitates German General ireckon17 1.2M views 5 years ago Hogan's. : Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: It is about his defense counsel. Captain: I have orders. Everybody out, out, out, out, out, out, out! Schultz: No, Herr Kommandant! Col. Wilhelm Klink: Did you hear that, Schultz? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, how is dear wife the charming and delightful Fran General? Col. Wilhelm Klink: [after catching Schultz accepting items from the prisoners] Cigarettes? Andrew Carter: Hey, gang! It's superb. I meant green dress, of course. Peter Newkirk: Yeah, don't use words you're not sure of. Sgt. It was three years ago, in November I think. A becomes E if followed by P. When preceded by U, then E becomes B and U becomes P and sometimes Y except afert C. However, what they've done here- General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Just read the message. Col. Robert E. Hogan: To buy something. Major Hochstetter Hogans Heroes Quotes: top 7 famous quotes about Major I will be here every single day until I find these men. Disgraceful. We are determined to destroy this fool at any cost. Peter Newkirk: [as German adjutant] Transfer to the Russian front, sir, or court-martial to be shot? And who are we gonna believe? Col. Robert E. Hogan: [after the death of Hercules] This plan better work. This was originally. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Oh, thank you, Hogan. He has? Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Hochstetter is placing TNT in Klink's cells/cooler] But you're using the cooler to store it. James 'Kinch' Kinchloe: Could also mean heavy equipment. Col. Wilhelm Klink: This time tell me the good news first. Schultz, take him away. Think of the things you two have been through together. Col. Wilhelm Klink Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, you could have asked Lily to dance with him at least once. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Hogan, you don't understand. Howard Caine - Wikipedia Col. Wilhelm Klink: I wouldn't believe one word you said, Hogan. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [does so] Sorry, general. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Uh, the fat little lady in the red dress has been eating steadily over an hour and a half. Andrew Carter: Where do we take it apart? But I shall be waiting for him. Anyone within a hundred yards of this rocket will be shot und reshot. Who's "we"? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: And if you ever tell anyone, I will have you kept in this cooler for a year. I'd rather depend on me. Schultz: They aren't giving you a blindfold. Sgt. They knocked the stuffing out of the Messerschmitt factory and got away from the Luftwaffe! Louis LeBeau: A dancing lesson? Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: During the days, the temperature is 140 degrees, and at night, it is below freezing. Col. Robert E. Hogan Newkirk: Oh no, must be half past ten by now. Colonel Klink: Of course, you want me to handle it with my usual Klink efficiency, General. Klink is bucking for rat fink. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Birthday cake? Hogan: [about famous artists] It wasn't until after they were *dead* that they were famous. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [Klink thinks Burkhalter is there to make him marry his sister Gertrude] Well, you see, sir, this is very difficult for me to say, but, uh, I feel in my heart that I am not worthy of Gertrude. What is this man doing here? Col. Robert E. Hogan: They *shot* Holtz trying to escape- you're next! Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: What is this bungler doing here? Cpl. You heard the phone ring. A new order is coming, a new order! Colonel Klink: No prisoner escapes from Stalag 13! Web. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: In the first place my wife is neither delightful or charming. [no response] Achtung! Andrew Carter: Hey Thank you! Have you read his book on the chain of command? Col. Robert E. Hogan: Whose side are you on? [energetically and enthusiastically gets up off his chair and shakes the captain's hand]. I accept it with the deepest of humility. Col. Wilhelm Klink Col. Robert E. Hogan: I don't know anything about the underground or sabotage. A child could do that. Sgt. Thirty days in the cooler. Responsible for the security of our witness. Col. Robert E. Hogan: I broke up a beautiful friendship. Please! Hochstetter had several catchphrases, including (referring to Hogan) "Who is this man?" and "What is this man doing here?", and "I will surround this camp with a ring of steel." He would also shout "Baah!" as he leaves the room, when frustrated by the camp's incompetent commanding officer, Colonel Klink. [walks over to a portrait of Hitler] He dares call himself Supreme Commander. Col. Wilhelm Klink: [shouting] And more, I wanna tell you [Klink and Hochstetter shout into each other, so you can barely understand what they're shouting]. You're not arranging right now for Zagoskin to escape to Russia? Col. Robert E. Hogan: What can I say? Col. Wilhelm Klink: Where are the two prisoners who tried to escape? Now come on General think of how long you've know Colonel Klink. [Sgt. Col. Wilhelm Klink: You're a little late, my friend. That way we will get the full impact on public opinion. "Hogan's Heroes Quotes." Col. Robert E. Hogan: You heard the commandant, now back to your post. Sgt. I got so excited. Quotes [repeated line, indicating Colonel Hogan] Major Hochstetter : WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE? Hogan's Heroes Memorable Quotes Season 4 Like coming home to mother's cottage. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Thirty days is an cruel and human unjustified punishment, to be inflicted only by a sadist. Colonel Sitzer: [Klink has just been told he is to receive an award] You will be presented with an award and a national radio hookup. 9.61K subscribers Subscribe 64K views 2 years ago This is a compilation of all of the times Major Hochstetter ever said "Who is this man?" and "What is this man doing here". You can depend on me, Major. Traitors, all of them. Cpl. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: A lot like me. A complaint. The actress, named Sabrina Scharf, had a booming body, so I googled her, and guess who else she played on a 60s TV show. Colonel Klink: Those prisoners will be released over my dead body! *What is this man doing here?*. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Ahhh. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Schultz, take him away. Col. Wilhelm Klink: I intend to nail the prosecutor's fat hide to the wall. Huh! But the Major has a plan to cripple the entire Russian rocket program. I want you to give that a lot of thought on your way to the Eastern Front. You know nothing! Peter Newkirk: You don't mean our Klink. Until I clear you, you will please stop inventing. Col. Wilhelm Klink: An award? General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Klink, you meant the lady in the red dress, and she has been eating steadily for an hour and a half. Given the high rate of sabotage near the camp, Hochstetter is highly suspicious of Hogan and comes to regard him as "the most dangerous man in all Germany." Hochstetter's position in the Gestapo makes Klink clearly fearful of him, while Burkhalter, who openly despises Hochstetter, is not. Col. Robert E. Hogan: The call sir, it's after 7:00 you get the night rate. Lurch let in cragnik.". I didn't mean to hang up on you before but you really do have the wrong number. : Col. Wilhelm Klink: What are you waiting for? Col. Wilhelm Klink: You have certainly come to the right man for delicate matters. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: What is this bungler doing here? General von Rauscher: I AM IN CHARGE OF SECURITY- Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE? You live better than Goering and you're twice as big! General von Rauscher You can depend on me. If my head is to roll, all heads will roll. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Yes, Schultz. Howard Caine. The rest is detail. Cpl. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: He isn't going anywhere with the information, is he? Radio Host: [Hogan pretends to be a Nazi sympathizer to get on German radio and discredit a propagandist] You read Mein Kampf, I believe. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: We've got who? : General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: You're a good-looking girl. I'm sorry you missed it, major, it was a great party. The ultimate weapon didn't quite work out. Quotes Col. Robert E. Hogan: Ah, Major Hochstetter, always a pleasure to see your smiling face. : [slide, Klink's desk is full of curdled-up papers] I got it. General von Rauscher, Col. Wilhelm Klink: I fully intend - - Hogan, why are you so composed? Filming & Production If there's one thing I'm not, it's a talker General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I must admit if there is anything more outstanding than your humility, it's your golden silence. And I am operating *under direct authority of the German General Staff*. Not a laugh in the book. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter See also : Sgt. : [a German guard is fending off POW Newkirk from a restricted area]. Col. Wilhelm Klink I saved you some cake. Col. Robert E. Hogan: The party was for me, sir. Cpl. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Yes, but Klink is such a stupid one. The Geneva Convention - not a word. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: I'm glad, there was no time to consult you in advance. !" As an SS-Sturmbannfhrer, Hochstetter is outranked by two full grades by Colonel Klink. Col. Robert E. Hogan: We'll give it back after we take it apart and make blueprints of it. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: You will all stay away from that rocket. You obviously worked hard on this plan, Klink. The Allies won't bomb a prisoner of war camp. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: Major Hochstetter, Herr General, in charge of security here, and you're all much too close to this rocket. General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Unexpected, Yes. Poor Putzie. Back to Stalag 13. Therefore Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Col. Robert E. Hogan: Hi Schultz! General der Infanterie Albert Burkhalter: Are you crazy, Klink? Col. Robert E. Hogan: That's The Crittendon Plan? It's even bigger than a breadbox! | Col. Robert E. Hogan: [Schultz tells about his evening] Don't just stand there, Schultz. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: So you are all under arrest. Hogan, I will not go down alone. We got our rights; we're as good as they are. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: What did you tell him? Helga: As a warrior, you must feel it deeply. We haven't had a friendly chat for some time. Oh lovely tunnel I must say- pity it doesn't lead into a bank. Col. Robert E. Hogan: LeBeau, my boy, I'm holding you in reserve. Alf the Artist: [after coming up out of the emergency tunnel] Ah, thank you very much. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Ah, leave that to me, General Burkhalter. The Gestapo major demands Klink's cooperation, which Klink gives. What do I do? Col. Wilhelm Klink: All heads will roll, that's quite democratic. General von Rauscher Hans Georg Schultz: [after being told he does not have to transfer] You mean I do not have to go? Firing? Major Hochstetter: WHAT IS THIS MAN DOING HERE? Chocolate bars? I'd have been back by, say, June - July at the latest. Col. Wilhelm Klink: But why should that responsibility fall upon me? Marya They got him. Sgt. Col. Robert E. Hogan: Well, we've got our own prison. Sensational. For me? Col. Wilhelm Klink: What's there to behold? I will surround this camp with a ring of steel. You didn't know behind that stern soldier, there is a a world traveler, a dreamer a lover! Schultz: Hess is a mess. Dr. Hermann Felzer: [Klink has been chosen to lead a top secret assignment] You have been chosen for an assignment that involves the highest security project in the Third Reich. But the major has a plan to cripple the entire Russian rocket program. Something like that. I mean, the Klink here - you don't mean him. Louis LeBeau: All you're gonna get is my name, rank and serial number. : Col. Robert E. Hogan: Him I would let goldbrick. Sgt. No, we don't got him. Time changes things, God changes things, the dictators change things, but writers can't change anything. How are you going to get there? Col. Robert E. Hogan: If Carter's bombs don't do it, we may have to poison that bridge. Uh, did you come on military business, or is this a social call? Hans Georg Schultz: When I say 'Achtung' that means that you all are to SNAP to attention. Major Hochstetter: Everybody under arrest! Wild horses and torture could not drag one syllable out of me. Hans Georg Schultz: That's right! At the age of 13 Howard Caine (family name Cohen) moved with his family from his hometown of Nashville, TN, to New York City, where he began studying acting. I want to know nothing. Col. Robert E. Hogan So you know I'm not crazy. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Colonel Hogan, just tell me this. I'm not holding a girl. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Col. Wilhelm Klink: [reading a list of invited people to the meeting] It doesn't have the name "Colonel Klink" in there. Col. Wilhelm Klink: What brings you to Stalag 13? General von Rauscher Colonel Klink: Schultz, into the cooler they go. Col. Robert E. Hogan: It's going to be the only bridge in the world with a built-in bomb. Col. Robert E. Hogan: You can kiss the bride. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter Cpl. Maj. Wolfgang Hochstetter: [draws gun, pointing it to LeBeau's head] Take your choice, huh: waltz, foxtrot, or shot as an escaping prisoner. Col. Wilhelm Klink: Well, then he is fat. His most memorable phrase he said throughout the series was "What is this man doing here? Hogan: There's never a cop when you need one, [Hogan impersonating Gestapo and holds up a General at gunpoint].
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