Trunchbull: "Smile. /Filter /FlateDecode MISS TRUNCHBULL takes LAVENDER by the wrist and drags her down the stairs off the stage. All of these disgusting little slugs shall suffer the most appalling indignities because of you. [into recorder] Don't let them throw them away. Matilda: Harry Wormwood: And then I shall smash the termites into tiny fragments . Wormwood! MISS TRUNCHBULL takes a large radio transmitter from her belt. Or whispering in history. MISS TRUNCHBULL The distance the shotput goes, depends upon the effort that you PUT INTO IT. Quiet, you maggots! . So he invited the mother's stepsister to come and live with him. MISS HONEY . I moved it with my eyes. MR WORMWOOD Only when they deserved it, of course. I might as well be saying FBI Agent Bob: /MediaBox [ 0 0 612 792 ] It sways from side to side and then tips over. As red means in my head The heavy things you have to haul I'm going to go down to that library and tell that old bag that you're never to be let in again. Every one N - O - R - T - why? Ugh, I feel like spewin'. A whole array of Chokeys! Miss Honey taught us how to spell a long word yesterday. Matilda: Even if it screams. MISS TRUNCHBULL \skV'cf%&9vnXn/M7*aHp5m?$|^Q *X0v(\zx!K4T]~ v %fy\0@v"pdf9p 0 Now EAT IT! Cor, she sounds smelly. Discipline. And we'll have the Trunchbull bolting There's a newt inside my . MISS HONEY The lawyer who defended you would have gone to college, too. MR WORMWOOD shows her a suitcase full of money. Pp6Q &_!Ekp?$w_AG[nU6v^^Wo:9o>:. Michael: Don't cry. We are revolting children, Mrs. F-F-I. I'll get it, Miss Trunchbull! I'll come in there and pound your miserable hide! MR WORMWOOD Chocolate cake. [strikes a desktop with her riding crop and all the children instantly face forward] I will eat sweets every day, Because they had found each other. Even in the fiercest storms, I am warmed , ESCAPOLOGIST When I grow up, Look, I don't have time for all these legalities! [Ja ne skazal "Da"! MATILDA They'll be waiting for you, singing, ], Now imagine a woods with a cottage, endobj You wouldn't listen. Watching slightly famous people talking to really famous people? But it isn't today. The book Matilda is about is a girl who had a rocky relationship with her parents. MATILDA, in gym uniform, joins the others in line. MISS HONEY runs to stand in his way. . Never again now that we know we are Tip over! MRS PHELPS It is 2L84U. MATILDA THE MUSICAL- Matilda makes up a story about a child losing her parents. MATILDA What? She doesnt encourage reading books. Matilda fishes out one of. I find a session of phys-ed 0000015375 00000 n MATILDA Matil-da . MISS HONEY MISS TRUNCHBULL A newt is like a really ugly lizard that lives in water. That I need to reach to climb Jenny: All right. No. "Revolting.". HORTENSIA MISS TRUNCHBULL Close your eyes and just dream. We've no evidence! Miss Trunchbull: Sometimes in life, horrible and unexplainable things happen. Matilda . MATILDA xc``f``)d $43010 pfJK?5s2hP:)@ H trailer BRUCE and TOMMY sit on two of them. Narrator: Did we sell some cars today, honeydew? . Can you see? It's an issue we can fix. [She takes off her jumper to reveal a top with the Olympic logo emblazoned on it. BRUCE, who has until this point been silent, stands on his desk and takes out a microphone. MISS TRUNCHBULL Useless, flamin' car! Yes, it is. Leave him alone! CHILD and MISS TRUNCHBULL Forgive me , MISS HONEY But you cheated them! << [Jenny knocks on Ms. Trunchbull's door] When the sun comes up, Harry Wormwood: Matilda is a very lucky girl. Cut out that whispering.If you're mischiefing,She'll sniff you out. The ESCAPOLOGIST and the ACROBAT take each others hands and walk back out of the stage. Jenny: Magnus was his name. Of discipline. You know this? I met your mother. MR WORMWOOD throws down the suitcase. My beautiful legs? All I know is that years of being bullied by that woman made me . [hands the car drill to Mikey, then walks to Matilda] She is wearing a short skirt and a jumper. What do you think it is? I want to be in school. Matilda was never again able to move things with her eyes. 3 0 obj And so I pick it up and . Two seconds. The fibers fused to my hair! I've often thought about it, but I can't abandon my children. MATILDA I whacked it into reverse. Mr and Mrs Wormwood looked forward enormously to the time when they could pick their little daughter off and flick her away, preferably into the next county or even further than that. And I won't care Living in revolting times. They can't get worse! I don't think this is "teaching" at all. 0 But I wonder if inside my head, He calls me a liar, and a cheat, and a nasty little creep. Eleven seconds! You will perform on this day, or off to prison you both shall go! What's wrong with you? It's . Am I wrong? Your parents must think they have won the lottery having a child like you. The narrator describes how most parents think that their children are the best and the smartest. If you're being smart with me, young lady, you're going to be punished. She admired the older girl Hortensia to distraction for the daring deeds she had performed in the school. There's a bit coming up that's all about me! . I'm great! MISS HONEY Come on, put em up. MRS WORMWOOD MISS HONEY . I'm gonna take that no-good jalopy you sold me and shove it up your bazooga! 0000044204 00000 n Agatha Trunchbull: AAAHH! CHILDREN MATILDA walks over to MISS HONEY. Certainly, in my line of work, you don't often get to meet smart people like you. Trunchbull: Something is not working. Our, "Sooo much more helpful thanSparkNotes. walk and when she arrives, theres a new black Mercedes parked outside. At the full speed of light. MISS TRUNCHBULL switches off the lasers. L . Trunchbull: I shall dissect you, madam! We must begin insisting Is there a child at school who's behaving like a bully? google_ad_width=120; MISS TRUNCHBULL Some will only be good at making Jell-O salad. I came across this old shed. 6 0 obj The smell of rebellion, WebIt is bad enough when parents treat ordinary children as though they were scabs and bunions, but it becomes somehow a lot worse when the child in question is extra ordinary, and by that I mean sensitive and brilliant. I was trapped. . MICHAEL runs out and grabs a giant trash can. Now I can afford Rudolpho all day long! "We shall be together, forever.". I didn't do it. That's the principal, Miss Trunchbull. Hooray! Miss Honey: And you will never read another stinking book as long as you live. Matilda is the smallest and weakest person in her house, so she has to obey her parents even when they are wrong. MATILDA Into the eye of the storm. MISS TRUNCHBULL walks heavily onto the stage via the steps at the front. When you're a grown up. When I'm finished with you, you're gonna look like roadkill! 0000000017 00000 n Come in, come in, whoever you are. You'll be able to access your notes and highlights, make requests, and get updates on new titles. MRS WORMWOOD screams. I used to live with my aunt. Suddenly, the padlocks pinged open, and the huge chains fell away. [to MATILDA] Your father is very, very stupid. [Ne tak horoo, kak mne hotelos by. The pong of dissent. Shut up! Ladies and gentlemen! I will be tall enough to reach the branches Michael chokes the carrot]. Harry Wormwood: W-w-what happens next? 0000060940 00000 n MATILDA This little girl . MISS TRUNCHBULL Before the worm starts to turn, Nonsense. MR WORMWOOD starts to drag MATILDA off stage. 0000057137 00000 n Who can fold paper hats with his mind. Seven seconds. And you may bet your britches this Headmistress If you became ill, heaven forbid, your doctor would be a college graduate. On this chair I can write my lessons. MATILDA looks down at the scarf she is wearing. The questions that you need to know Discipline.No more whispering. im afraid they did.and You are weak. MR WORMWOOD YouMustn't let a little thing like "little" stop you. (shaking Zoha). Come on, move you piece of junkyard fodder! Schwilliam Schmakespeare. MR WORMWOOD Long enough for the buyer to get a good distance away, the father said, grinning. Even in the winter storms, I am warmed Is he . "Love our little girl," she said. MATILDA !(q ""$" (n>u_Aimq? What are we waiting for? WebMatilda is the titular character and the protagonist of Roald Dahls Matilda. I'll tell ya, six hours a day of school IS NOT enough. And he says, I didn't want to upset you.Please, daddy, don't cry. And I just wish they'd stop, google_color_url="320000"; Go on, tip! -Graham S. The timeline below shows where the character Mr. Wormwood appears in. MISS TRUNCHBULL walks over to the side of the stage and makes as though to pull at a big chain pull that has descended, then stops short and looks at MISS HONEY. Besides, even if you didn't do it, I'm going to punish you, because I'm big and you're small, I'm right and you're wrong, and there's nothing you can do about it! What a very clever fellow I am. Without a doubt, Easy, grandma! And I . WebMATILDA AUDITION MONOLOGUES Audition Monologues: Choose ONE from the 5. MISS TRUNCHBULL Oh, no, Matilda. Harry Wormwood: The ESCAPOLOGIST wraps the scarf around MATILDA's shoulders. very lucky to have you as his daughter. WebMATILDA And then, she died. Son, one day, you're gonna have to earn your own living. Only, Bogtrotter, here, is now a good toad. He had meant to say, "When a child is bad." Can you spell? I will be smart enough to answer all Like silence, but not really silent. Hold, hold! . WebIt is bad enough when parents treat ordinary children as though they were scabs and bunions but it becomes somehow a lot worse when the child in question is extra-ordinary and by that I mean, sensitive and brilliant. We sing revolting songs, Get in the car, Melinda! The children, except for ERIC, gather around, chatting excitedly. Doesn't mean that you just have to grin and bear it. But she was about to discover she had a strength a strength she wasn't even aware of. Please note Miss Trunchball is played by a man typically. "Love our daughter with all your heart. MRS PHELPS They had a son called Michael and a daughter called Matilda, and the parents looked upon Matilda in particular as nothing more than a scab. When you're grown up. What she sure is worse. Bruce Bogtrotter: If you don't, I will get you. You can't learn that from a stupid book, [audience member's name]! Happier than she had ever been in her entire life. Just because you find that life's not fair, it And, being stupid, he assumed I was stupid too. WebMr. Just that nice kind of Miss Honey: That a picture tells a thousand words. << Matilda, you are so smart. And if I couldn't teach, I'd have nothing at all. Sit down. She longed to do something truly heroic. You think I haven't thought of that? My word is my law! Did she survive? The chalk starts writing as the CHILDREN read the words from the board. And I tell you, there is nothing I shall not do, no length to which I shall not go, no punishment I shall not inflict, no ear I shall not . Harry Wormwood: We'll be R - E - V - O - L - T - I - N - G. MISS TRUNCHBULL I'm incredible! Green laser beams start to shoot from every which way across the theatre, shrouding everything in green light. . and . Written by Trunchbull on the blackboard: ], SERGEI The answers to They'd never believe she was capable of murder! And there, just like I said: One day Jen, you'll see that everything I do is for your own good. I will be strong enough to carry all Goofs Just because I find myself in this story, He'd call me bumblebee. This boy, Bruce Bogtrotter, is none other than a vicious sneak thief! She has sullied the memory of my wife. Harry Wormwood: That is a promise. >> MISS HONEY opens a drawer and takes out a shiny, white scarf. Agatha Trunchbull: Take out your hockey stick and use it as a sword! This thing with my eyes. It is said that we humans use only a tiny portion of our brains. All I know, I learnt from telly. She's simply spelling a word! worse? MR WORMWOOD [to MATILDA] Do you want to stay here, with Miss Honey? MR WORMWOOD Harry Wormwood: ACROBAT'S VOICE Dad? Matilda! She has wonderful parents who have already taught her to multiply lots of numbers. /Type /ExtGState Finds this foul odiferousness I'm going to put the newt in the Trunchbull's jug! 0000015558 00000 n Miss Honey, your aunt's a murderer. Now, eat it. "Don't let them steal your horses. She didn't know. MISS TRUNCHBULL [to LAVENDER] You, filth-bog, snot nose. May I present to you today the pinnacle of our achievements as a species. Bruce Bogtrotter: MATILDA Behind him, the scene changes to MATILDA's bedroom. MISS HONEY [asked to sign Matilda's adoption papers]. In this world, children, there are two types of human being. . MISS TRUNCHBULL Oh, yeah. Did he really do that? My dad and my mum, [ Harry takes his first look at Matilda, grunts, and leaves ] Narrator : Most parents believe their
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